Sunday, August 24, 2003
The Results Are In!
And the survey says... you're all masochists and you want us to keep writing about you! Heck, some of you even think we're pulling punches. We did not receive one call to take down the site and, quite frankly, we're upset about that. Keeping a blog fresh on a daily basis is the sort of thing people with a lot of free time on their hands can do and we're.... Okay, maybe we should get a life. That most of the votes came from bloggers leads us to believe this is some sort of punishment.
We're intrigued at the idea that all three Divestar girls (past and present) voted to keep us going. That includes Stella, who stayed true to form by voting twice. Our success in uniting all three of them, even for one brief moment, leads us to say, "Hey, George Mitchell -- get out of the way, bitch!"
Soviet Panda was able to put down his juicebox long enough to cast his vote in the affirmative before returning to a very important episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Why Panda even invited us to take aim at him but admitting to liking Ambulance Ltd sums it up for us already.
We promise you one thing, though: This site will hopefully come to an early end. As George Costanza pointed out, you should always leave on a high note. We plan on leaving before our mission is complete. After all, none of you would hear from lead singers that Ian Curtis and Jeff Buckley were their influences if those fallen men lived and continued down the inevitable road towards sucky music like The Strokes or Interpol are doing right now.
Get ready for more posts this coming week. That means you, Jinners.
We're intrigued at the idea that all three Divestar girls (past and present) voted to keep us going. That includes Stella, who stayed true to form by voting twice. Our success in uniting all three of them, even for one brief moment, leads us to say, "Hey, George Mitchell -- get out of the way, bitch!"
Soviet Panda was able to put down his juicebox long enough to cast his vote in the affirmative before returning to a very important episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Why Panda even invited us to take aim at him but admitting to liking Ambulance Ltd sums it up for us already.
We promise you one thing, though: This site will hopefully come to an early end. As George Costanza pointed out, you should always leave on a high note. We plan on leaving before our mission is complete. After all, none of you would hear from lead singers that Ian Curtis and Jeff Buckley were their influences if those fallen men lived and continued down the inevitable road towards sucky music like The Strokes or Interpol are doing right now.
Get ready for more posts this coming week. That means you, Jinners.
