Friday, August 22, 2003
Jenyk -- the Blog with Blood on Its Hands
Some blogs can be accused of being boring. Others can be accused of wasting valuable time. Jenyk takes it to a whole new level: warfare and murder.
Someone ought to call the Defense Department on that blog and send its proprietor, Jasper, to a rat-infested prison on Guantanamo Bay. In a sick and twisted plot to score with the opposite sex, Jasper has apparently stolen our fighting forces' night vision equipment for use on his camera. All this just to take pictures of bands that have one thing in common: they all have at least one woman in them. Think we're kidding? Take a close look at the pictures on his site. Odds are, most of the bands are heavily representing the xx gene. The sole exception to that is Elefant and given the mascara pretty-boy Diego Garcia puts on, they might as well count for having a chick in their band, too.
Look at the evidence:
-- As of now, Jasper has 308 sets of band photographs.
-- The US has lost a total of 273 soldiers in Iraq since the start of the conflict.
-- Some of the 9/11 terrorists were based of Jersey City.
-- Jasper is based out of Jersey City.
-- Al Jezira had questionable reporters on the ground in Iraq.
-- Jasper lovingly photographs questionable band El Jezel.
Coincidence? We think not. As he uses night vision equipment to make mediocre female musicians seem attractive, American soldiers are dying with no back up. When will the murder end, Jasper? When you get laid? Must we wait so long? Stop the bloodshed, Jasper!
Someone ought to call the Defense Department on that blog and send its proprietor, Jasper, to a rat-infested prison on Guantanamo Bay. In a sick and twisted plot to score with the opposite sex, Jasper has apparently stolen our fighting forces' night vision equipment for use on his camera. All this just to take pictures of bands that have one thing in common: they all have at least one woman in them. Think we're kidding? Take a close look at the pictures on his site. Odds are, most of the bands are heavily representing the xx gene. The sole exception to that is Elefant and given the mascara pretty-boy Diego Garcia puts on, they might as well count for having a chick in their band, too.
Look at the evidence:
-- As of now, Jasper has 308 sets of band photographs.
-- The US has lost a total of 273 soldiers in Iraq since the start of the conflict.
-- Some of the 9/11 terrorists were based of Jersey City.
-- Jasper is based out of Jersey City.
-- Al Jezira had questionable reporters on the ground in Iraq.
-- Jasper lovingly photographs questionable band El Jezel.
Coincidence? We think not. As he uses night vision equipment to make mediocre female musicians seem attractive, American soldiers are dying with no back up. When will the murder end, Jasper? When you get laid? Must we wait so long? Stop the bloodshed, Jasper!
