Saturday, August 23, 2003
Divestar... or Deathstar?
Speaking of warfare and murder, what's Jo Divestar's problem? Apparently, she's trying to edge out J-Lo, Barbara Streisand, Whitney Houston, and Liza Minelli as the most difficult woman to work with in show biz... wait, bloggers aren't in show biz; they just THINK they are.
First was the ousting of veridicality-challenged Stella Divestar. Then we find out that Jay Divestar is out of the picture as well. Hey, Jo "Diana Ross" Divestar, get over yourself already. You're taking this whole "I AM Divestar" way too seriously. Definitely, you are going to have to drop the ".org" from your address. ".disorg" is more like it.
Also, Jo, you're not going to innoculate yourself from us. None of you bloggers reading this will. Trying to give us compliments, though all true, will not save you. In fact, maybe if you threw a few compliments to your former blogmates instead of people you don't know, perhaps you wouldn't be doing it all by yourself now. But then again, isn't incessant fawning over people you don't know the raison-d'etre of the whole music blog scene?
One more thing, Jo: pubic hair. Shave it. Not on yourself (though, hey, we won't stop you if you do) but on your site. Specifically, the top graphic. While it must have seemed all cutesy to do it on your graphics program it looks, well, hairy. When we read your site, we think of Madonna's Playboy photos. It's just not cool. (We need to thank a reader for pointing this out... but we won't.)
First was the ousting of veridicality-challenged Stella Divestar. Then we find out that Jay Divestar is out of the picture as well. Hey, Jo "Diana Ross" Divestar, get over yourself already. You're taking this whole "I AM Divestar" way too seriously. Definitely, you are going to have to drop the ".org" from your address. ".disorg" is more like it.
Also, Jo, you're not going to innoculate yourself from us. None of you bloggers reading this will. Trying to give us compliments, though all true, will not save you. In fact, maybe if you threw a few compliments to your former blogmates instead of people you don't know, perhaps you wouldn't be doing it all by yourself now. But then again, isn't incessant fawning over people you don't know the raison-d'etre of the whole music blog scene?
One more thing, Jo: pubic hair. Shave it. Not on yourself (though, hey, we won't stop you if you do) but on your site. Specifically, the top graphic. While it must have seemed all cutesy to do it on your graphics program it looks, well, hairy. When we read your site, we think of Madonna's Playboy photos. It's just not cool. (We need to thank a reader for pointing this out... but we won't.)
